Think His Exams Are Tough Try A Nice Medium Security Prison Instead

Professor Frank Heppner: University of Rhode Island - BiologyProfessor Frank Heppner: University of Rhode Island – Biology
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30 Responses to “Think His Exams Are Tough Try A Nice Medium Security Prison Instead”

  1. Someone Says:

    LOL for just a 101 class.

  2. Danielle Heidenreich Says:

    I like him. Cocky yet funny… kind of like House. But, in Rhode Island. :)

  3. Guest Says:

    haha Rhode Island House…. nice.

    This is pretty intense crit for an intro course though. Alot of people would probably be in it that would never take another biocourse again. Lighten up a bit.

  4. Theresa Says:

    this guy is awesome!hilarious!I would love to take his class!

  5. Guest Says:

    he said wicked pissa

  6. FAIL Says:

    Pfftt I hate teachers that only teach to show their "superior intellect." If you are making people hate the subject you teach because you're a jerk, then you're failing as a teacher.

  7. Guest Says:

    AWESOME. I hate science and I'd take his class just for the fun of it. He's hilarious! I love that people complain he's "tough" and yet he allows cheat sheets and make-up exams whenever you want, any format?! Wish MY professors were that easy! What a bunch of whiners. lol

  8. Guest Says:

    This feature badly needs to be redone. Every 2-second sound bite from the professor is bookended by 5 seconds of annoying guitar music. I feel like I've wasted my time.

  9. David B. Says:

    Needs a Hair–Piece!

  10. Teresa Says:

    what a bunch of cry babies, wish he was my professor. way to fire back at these cry babies

  11. Andy Hall Says:

    Any Professor who turns legions of students off the subject they are teaching, is the worst kind of teacher. They should find another profession. Most of these egg heads wouldn't last a day in the real world

  12. crymeariver Says:

    i agree with Teresa up there- a buncha babies… the more i look at this site the more i realize that too many kids just expect everything handed to them.i can't even believe this prof. responded to "don't miss an exam"- i mean no sh*t, how do you just miss an exam? well, actually i know how it happens, but if your even given the chance to make it up you should be grateful- especially if you can use a cheat sheet!

  13. Rob Says:

    I see the kissa$$es are on the board.

    Going for extra credit crymeariver, Teresa?

    I agree that many kids lack the self discipline to handle college, though, but what’s your invested interst in brown-nosing some prof who wouldn’t give a sh*t if you got run over by a cement truck?

  14. Angela Says:

    This guy seems really cool, I don't get it.:P

  15. BigPepper Says:

    It seems like he would enjoy working in a medium security prison. Ha!

  16. Bio Says:

    Teachers are there to teach…to get students interested, involved and passionate about what they are studying. If he is there strictly to "weed" out the average students then he is doing a miserable job. Introductory courses are often challenging as it is new topics for many students, but to hear a prof pretty much say "get over it" is astounding. Wake up, smell the roses and get people interested in the subject. We need more biologists in the working world.

  17. James Says:

    Whoever thought it would be a good idea to interrupt these videos every 10 seconds with horrible corporate death metal needs to be promptly fired. You guys didn't even shove an ad in there to make a buck! It's nothing but a noisy logo. Hell, those ridiculous breaks are longer than the professor interview itself. Have you guys ever watched television? Youtube? Give us a few watchable seconds of content.

  18. Fuckyouguys Says:

    Most people who rate professors on this site are too stupid to be in a University in the first place anyway.

  19. ihatewhiners Says:

    College students are a bunch of babies. It is a professor's job to challenge you to think for yourself, not to put on a show to make you feel warm and fuzzy inside. You are on the road to a career, and your professors are trying to push you to improve. If you're that easily turned off by a tough professor, then obviously it is not the right major for you.

  20. Ramón Raquello Says:

    Not all students are whiners. But whiners spread their bad attitudes like the flu. Some upright students catch the bug. It's obviously easier to blame others for one's feeling insecure than blaming one's self. Students should know that every adult human being finds him- or herself in challenging and uncomfortable situations at times and has to deal with it. (Did you humanities professors ever try to do your own tax returns, e.g.?) I would say that if students are repeatedly turned off by tough professors, then they should step down to a lower-level college. Community colleges serve a very worthwhile purpose for many.

  21. Guest Says:

    Just because they got As doesn't mean they didn't think it was hard.

  22. Tricia Says:

    Going back to school again at 33 makes you see things from a whole new prospective. I love to learn, and want to be well rounded on as many subjects that affect my life as possible. Most, but certainly not all of the young students in my classes, care little to learn and expect their instructor's to spoon feed them, and still complain! At the same time there are far too many people who choose careers that they are not gifted in, such as teaching. Unfortunately for everyone, there aren't alot of good teachers out there. More pathetically, these people tell themselves that they are good at what they do. Let other's tell you how good you are. You'll know you're good when enough of the people that experience you first hand as a teacher, tell you themselves. If enough people criticize you or your character, it's time to take a good look at yourself, and CHANGE! I always look at every bad situation, and try to figure what part or role I played in it. People are not introspective enough, always looking to blame someone else, it's no wonder so many are miserable while making everyone else miserable around them. It sounds to me like this teacher Frank Heppner gave his students plenty of mercy. He doesn't sound rigid, so what the heck, do you want him to take the test for you. Too many lazy people in this world, is it really a mystery that there are so many customer svc. issues w/ companies! I think the only thing this professor needs to work on, possibly, is his cocky attitude, other than that, treat others w/ respect, move on, and don't expect anything back.

  23. RLP Says:

    Dude I had him… Trust me HE SUCKS!

  24. URI Student Says:

    PS… Exams are only 29 questions long. That wouldnt be bad if they werent on 400 pages of material. You also need to read the questions he gives to understand how difficult he actuelly is. Half of the are worded in ways to trick the students. Out of my class of 300 the Average was around a 50. Obvesouly he isnt doing something right when all of the BIO 101 classes with different professors have normal averages. Don't get me wrong he is funny and his lectures are interesting but he doesnt teach whats on the exams. He pretty much says this exam is from chapter 1 to 36 have fun studying. If you miss something and its on the exam your screwed. PS:: Although you get cheat sheets you barely use them

  25. Nic Says:

    …Wow… The guy is an ass. I enjoyed bio, thank goodness he isn't at my school.

  26. Dawson Says:

    you + are = you're

  27. Guest Says:

    Unless you have taken his classes, it's difficult to judge what he is like yourself. He does seem to help out a lot (cheat sheet, etc.) but is that help actually helpful in the course. I love to learn myself, but there are some teachers that burn everyone. Not saying he is, but I don't think you have enough experience unless you took his course.

  28. Guess Says:

    Smart+ass= Dawson

  29. GraduatingSoon Says:

    I think students pay so much for classes and while they should be challenged, I have had teachers that just really suck. I'm an A student and have had teachers take off points for things they were wrong about. I've even had teachers say things that were horribly outdated and wrogn. And then there are the teachers who never took the intercultural communication classes which would show them how many students are taught to learn in different ways to sticking to one method as if that method were life itself is stupid. If your students are having a hard time it might be your fault and I think more instructors need to try to find the best ways to bring the material to their students and help them understand. I can buy a book on nuclear physics and read it, test myself on it, take quizes and complete assignments for a fraction of the cost of a college. It's the professors' job to do more than be a text book, they are there to help students understand the material presented.

  30. Ramón Raquello Says:

    That's right. Get a book on nuclear physics, complete the assignments yourself, and then go to Iran and help them build their bomb. Please. Whatever you do, please don't stay here and work with nuclear energy. Pretty please.

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