Professors Strike Back on mtvU - As Seen on Rate My Professors

Makes You Realize There Is More To Life Than Shopping At The Mall

markmtvu — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:05:18 +0000

Professor Alice Beckwith: Providence College – Art History
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Think His Exams Are Tough Try A Nice Medium Security Prison Instead

markmtvu — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:35:11 +0000

Professor Frank Heppner: University of Rhode Island – Biology
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You Just Need To Figure Out What You Don’t Know

markmtvu — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:27:39 +0000

Professor Dilip Datta: University of Rhode Island – Mathematics
He also does his best to be polite.
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Impassioned Prof Doesn’t Share Your Views, No Matter What They Are

mtvU — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:51:40 +0000

Professor Joseph Zornado: Rhode Island College – English
He also does his best to be polite.
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Cool Cowboy Rules His Class With An Iron Fist

mtvU — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:37:04 +0000

Professor Ron Stewart: Buffalo State College – Sociology
He just wants you to be the best student you can possibly be… is that too much to ask?
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And You Thought The Neverending Story Was A Children’s Fantasy film

markmtvu — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:27:02 +0000

Professor Michio Kaku: City College of New York – Physics
Insults fly in his classroom – it’s all fair game
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Strangle Him If you Will, But Bow Ties Are Still Immensely Practical

markmtvu — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:51:06 +0000

Professor Lloyd Matsumoto: Rhode Island College – Biology
On the practicality of bow ties.
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Preaches self-control; drops F-bombs like they’re party favors.

mtvU — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:37:08 +0000

Professor Andrew Tomasello: Baruch College – Art
Giving F’s outside of class.
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Good looking professor wants you to show pity for less attractive professors

mtvU — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:18:25 +0000

Professor Elizabeth Haines: William Paterson University – Psychology
She made a deal with you. She expects you to keep it.
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Spoiler Alert: He yodels like Jewel at a folk fest

mtvU — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:35:23 +0000

Professor Rob Busch: University At Buffalo – Mathematics
Grading scale based on Kung Fu belt model
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Beauty school: less taxing, more relaxing

mtvU — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:00:11 +0000

Professor Mark Bambach: University of Delaware – Business
Congratulations on making the dumbest comment ever
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Stealth cheaters only

mtvU — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 09:00:44 +0000

Professor Racquel Schmidt: Buffalo State University – Education
No patience for fools, slackers, cell phone users.
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Luddite English teacher is the “Greatest Ever”

mtvU — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:00:00 +0000

Professor Ken Panda: The University of Delaware – English
Just don’t email him… or pour sugar on him.
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He’s busy…so talk to the hand!

mtvU — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:27:00 +0000

Professor Rob Coleman: The Ohio State University – Chemistry
He’s busy…so talk to the hand!

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Professor will work you out…one student at a time

mtvU — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 04:32:00 +0000

Professor Douglas Crews: The Ohio State University – Anthropology
The Billy Blanks of Anthropology
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Professor + RMP = BFF

mtvU — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:30:50 +0000

Professor Andrew Tomasch: University of Michigan – Physics
He’s lovin it
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Jersey’s #1 Fan!

mtvU — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:28:20 +0000

Professor Frank Popper: Rutgers University – Public Policy
Oh snap! You’ve just been anti-filibustered
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Prof too smart to fall for student love slave

mtvU — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:34:00 +0000

Professor Natalie Jeremijenko: New York University – Art
Crank Dat Soldier Boy! Just do it outside of class.
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Underachievers can become professors too

mtvU — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:08:40 +0000

Professor Phoebe Gloeckner: University of Michigan – Art
never cared about her grades, cares even less about yours
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So he has hair, get over it

mtvU — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 09:09:59 +0000

Professor David Linton: Marymount Mahattan College – Communication Arts
Still has his hair and is ok with it.
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Get a dose of the tardiness medicine

mtvU — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:00:02 +0000

Professor Mark Grimsley: Ohio State University – History
Don’t be late. Seriously.
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Not meant to insult people who wear ‘fruit hats”

mtvU — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 09:36:06 +0000

Professor Jerry Williams: Marymount Manhattan College – English
Eccentric is a fancy word for crazy.
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Cussing him out doesn’t guarantee a good grade

mtvU — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:17:34 +0000

Professor Jeff Hong: Borough of Manhattan Community College – Finance
Class prerequisites include staying awake.
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Desk-kicking better than an ass-kicking

mtvU — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:00:05 +0000

Professor Dan Touey: Temple University – Humanities
Relatively speaking, he’s not that crazy – just don’t ask him about college sports.
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Your mediocrity makes him weep

mtvU — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:09:31 +0000

Professor Christopher Highley: Ohio State University – English
Go back to middle school if you can’t take the heat.
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He knows who you are, moron

mtvU — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 11:36:19 +0000

Professor Eric Cinotti: Montclair State University – Criminal Justice
Don’t call him boring. Please.
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Eats children for lunch, not breakfast

mtvU — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 21:00:03 +0000

Professor Karl Idsvoog: Kent State University – Journalism
Hide your puppies too.
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Why don’t you call? Stop emailing.

mtvU — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:16:11 +0000

Professor Sally Boysen: Ohio State University – Psychology
Office hour activities include, but not limited to: fighting the man, battling the powers of evil, hanging with chimps.
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Your libido equivalent to her love of poetry

mtvU — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:30:58 +0000

Professor Rosanna Warren: Boston University – English
Analogy dependent on your sex drive
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Professor wants you to find your own appropriately aged intellectual pirate

mtvU — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:00:38 +0000

Professor John Kenfield: Rutgers University – Art History
Sets your mis-spelled crush straight.
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Fighting ‘The Man’ one rant at a time

mtvU — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:00:39 +0000

Professsor Keith Kilty: Ohio State University – Social Work
Behold the notorious 1960s transformation
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Syllabus cleared by administration; jokes cleared by dog

mtvU — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:00:40 +0000

Professor Mika LaVaque-Manty: University of Michigan – Political Science
Readings best when served with a side of broccoli
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Accounting means “da bomb” in Filipino

mtvU — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 14:00:56 +0000

Professor Lloyd Tanlu: Boston University – Business
Ohmygodaccountingissoexciting…
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Save it for your parents

mtvU — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:00:11 +0000

Professor Cynthia Burack: Ohio State University – Women’s Studies
Class policies non-negotiable; but you might be able to leverage some nap time.
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Failing students easier than expected

mtvU — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 09:00:28 +0000

Professor Tom Prusa: Rutgers – Economics
Of course he remembers your name, Tom.
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If you roll up in a De Lorean she might be game

mtvU — Thu, 29 May 2008 14:00:35 +0000

Professor Lynne Andersson: Temple University – Business
Where were you in the 80s? Oh yeah, in a cradle.
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College brochures forgot to mention that whole reading thing

mtvU — Mon, 26 May 2008 13:48:16 +0000

Professor Juan Cole: University of Michigan – History
It’s not that the books are boring, it’s that reading is boring
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By “DL” he means Defensive Line

mtvU — Thu, 22 May 2008 14:00:39 +0000

Professor Osei Appiah: The Ohio State University – Communications
Ad “research” more effective when paired with Madden ‘08
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Girlish handwriting a bragging right

mtvU — Mon, 19 May 2008 14:00:37 +0000

Professor James Livingston: Rutgers University – History
Tangents, bull****, enhance learning process
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“B” papers filled with findings of other researchers

mtvU — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:49:32 +0000

Professor Russ Neuman: University of Michigan – Communications
Keep out the extra “filler” (ie: that wiki article you cut and pasted)
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Hasn’t gotten canned yet.

mtvU — Mon, 12 May 2008 13:40:18 +0000

Professor Dan Ogilvie: Rutgers University – Psychology
Funny? Not according to him.
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He doesn’t understand you either. Call it a draw.

mtvU — Thu, 08 May 2008 09:00:02 +0000

Professor Kim McKim: Rutgers University – Genetics
Likeability offsets misery of Genetics course.
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Tornado costume only part of class that’s a “blow-off”

mtvU — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:27:59 +0000

Professor Perry Samson: University of Michigan – Geology
Water fights, flashing acceptable if weather-themed.
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electromagnetic wave not safe for sporting events

mtvU — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:45:44 +0000

Professor Amit Lath: Rutgers University – Physics
Next up: Relativistic electric slide
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Notes? The only thing you’re getting in advance is the syllabus

mtvU — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:46:37 +0000

Professor Maurice Elias: Rutgers University – Psychology
He wouldn’t come to class either
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Top RMP Prof has rocked for decades

mtvU — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:58:41 +0000

Professor Robert Citino: Eastern Michigan University – History
voted #1 professor on RMP due to passion, dedication, spontaneous Neil Young references.
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Crazy is the new ‘bomb’

mtvU — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:01:24 +0000

Professor Catherine Caldwell-Harris: Boston University – Psychology
She’s bringing crazy back.
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Redefining sexy

mtvU — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:11:47 +0000

Professor Bruce Conforth: University of Michigan – American Studies
Cold weather no competition to superlatives.
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Yo it’s “mou” not “meh”. Get your French insults right.

mtvU — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:26:34 +0000

She isn’t afraid to use peace signs and air hearts.
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Need not understand “pedagogic” to appreciate smack talk

mtvU — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:07:51 +0000

Professor Daniel Capra: Fordham University
Not afraid to to call a spade an idiot.
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